Go for it!!!!
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What should i ask?
Ask me about sports!
How are you so cool?
So I can ask you anything?
Who's the girl in your forum sig?
Some girl who was posting nudes on Reddit.
I knew it! Tim owes me 20 bucks now! MUAHAHA!
How did you become a mod?
I'm not supposed to say this, but I won the right in a poker game.
DON'T TELL WADE.
How can an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
The crocodiles are all at that party.
There's 500 bricks on a plane, drop 1 outside. How many bricks are left?
It's the lion king's birthday and all the animals are there except for one, why is that?
The deer because he's still in the fridge.
How can you put a deer into a fridge in 4 steps?
1. Open the door
2. Take the elephant out of the fridge
3. Put the deer in the fridge
4. Close the door
How can you put an elephant into a fridge in 3 steps?
1. Open the door
2. Put the elephant in the fridge
3. Close the door
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We call him god.
How do we know it's a "him"?
do you believe in god or no?
I go back and forth. I don't think the Biblical interpretation of God is 100% correct, but I'd be lying if I said that I don't think there's something out there that's got a hand in creating and maintaining our universe.
4 best albums
I guess you could add the Beatles 1 album to what I said before. I liked listening to that a lot when I was younger. I've never been much of a music man, though.
3 best albums
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Soundtrack, Donkey Kong Country soundtrack, and Devil's Crush Soundtrack.
Do we need a dispenser here?
Jeopardy Response: What is Timmy?
When are we guunna play Battle Block theater togeather i think i might cry ;~;
We can play tomorrow if the Behemoth releases a new unlockable prisoner!
How do Pop Tarts work?
I'm assuming that they take cherries, stomp the Hell out of them, and then stuff them into the tarts and then...um...put them in a machine that freezes them and puts wrappers on them.
SHOOT. I DUNNO. I'M JUST A KID.
will i ever get married
That's up to you. How comfortable are you with dating ugly and/or fat chicks?
Well... add me on Skype if you're interested.
It's very violent. :3
Can you voice act for an original novel animation? Me & the crew converse over Skype. :3
I'm game for anything.
Where did you get such pretty eyes?
You, me, Devils backbone, 7AM, you man enough to meet me there?
Sure! You talking about the one by Camp Friedlander?
If you had to pick your top 3 N64 games, what would they be?
1. Super Mario 64
2. Conker's Bad Fur Day
3. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
1. Can I see you naked?
2. What do you hope to achieve on Newgrounds?
2. I'd like to hit level 60. That'd be sweet.
What are your summer plans?
Work my butt off and get paid! I gotta gather funds badly...
How big is your wiener?
Bigger than six inches.
Why are there 1980's song lyrics in your blurb? I was in grade school when that song was new....
Also, Colt 45's, you mean the discontinued beer or the once revolutionary firearm?
1. Love that song and its lyrics. Great stuff.
2. By Colt 45s, I mean the Houston MLB team from the 1960s. They were the Colt 45s before they were the Astros.
What's it like being the coolest guy on NG?
I dunno. You'll have to ask Zachary/Techno that.
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