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Ask Me Anything!

5/25/13 by ZJ

Go for it!!!!

Ask Me Anything!


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UFO3240UFO3240

3/28/14

What should i ask?

3/30/14 ZJ responds:

Ask me about sports!


Ron-GenoRon-Geno

3/9/14

How are you so cool?

5/25/14 ZJ responds:

I drank my milk as a child!


cheezzcheezz

2/26/14

So I can ask you anything?

2/27/14 ZJ responds:

Within reason.


creepyboycreepyboy

2/24/14

Who's the girl in your forum sig?

2/24/14 ZJ responds:

Some girl who was posting nudes on Reddit.


AtlasAtlas

9/30/13

I knew it! Tim owes me 20 bucks now! MUAHAHA!

9/30/13 ZJ responds:

#Swag


AtlasAtlas

9/30/13

How did you become a mod?

9/30/13 ZJ responds:

I'm not supposed to say this, but I won the right in a poker game.

DON'T TELL WADE.


How can an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

8/22/13 ZJ responds:

The crocodiles are all at that party.


There's 500 bricks on a plane, drop 1 outside. How many bricks are left?

8/19/13 ZJ responds:

499.


It's the lion king's birthday and all the animals are there except for one, why is that?

8/18/13 ZJ responds:

The deer because he's still in the fridge.


How can you put a deer into a fridge in 4 steps?

8/18/13 ZJ responds:

1. Open the door
2. Take the elephant out of the fridge
3. Put the deer in the fridge
4. Close the door


How can you put an elephant into a fridge in 3 steps?

8/18/13 ZJ responds:

1. Open the door
2. Put the elephant in the fridge
3. Close the door


PizzaGodPizzaGod

7/6/13

Mind=blown

7/7/13 ZJ responds:

100000010101010101011001010100001 010101010100011111111111101010101 0010101


PizzaGodPizzaGod

7/5/13

We call him god.

7/5/13 ZJ responds:

How do we know it's a "him"?


PizzaGodPizzaGod

7/4/13

do you believe in god or no?

7/5/13 ZJ responds:

I go back and forth. I don't think the Biblical interpretation of God is 100% correct, but I'd be lying if I said that I don't think there's something out there that's got a hand in creating and maintaining our universe.


JackhoJackho

7/3/13

4 best albums

7/5/13 ZJ responds:

I guess you could add the Beatles 1 album to what I said before. I liked listening to that a lot when I was younger. I've never been much of a music man, though.


NatickNatick

6/24/13

3 best albums

6/27/13 ZJ responds:

Super Smash Bros. Brawl Soundtrack, Donkey Kong Country soundtrack, and Devil's Crush Soundtrack.

TROLL'D


ragnkinsonragnkinson

6/23/13

Do we need a dispenser here?

6/27/13 ZJ responds:

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


TimmyTimmy

6/19/13

Hohohohoho touche

6/27/13 ZJ responds:

Proposition 8


TimmyTimmy

6/17/13

fag.

6/17/13 ZJ responds:

Jeopardy Response: What is Timmy?


PotatomanPotatoman

6/12/13

When are we guunna play Battle Block theater togeather i think i might cry ;~;

6/13/13 ZJ responds:

We can play tomorrow if the Behemoth releases a new unlockable prisoner!


How do Pop Tarts work?

6/8/13 ZJ responds:

I'm assuming that they take cherries, stomp the Hell out of them, and then stuff them into the tarts and then...um...put them in a machine that freezes them and puts wrappers on them.

SHOOT. I DUNNO. I'M JUST A KID.


will i ever get married

6/6/13 ZJ responds:

That's up to you. How comfortable are you with dating ugly and/or fat chicks?


ConalConal

6/2/13

Well... add me on Skype if you're interested.

It's very violent. :3

Skype:ConalFawcett

6/6/13 ZJ responds:

Vaginas.


ConalConal

6/2/13

Can you voice act for an original novel animation? Me & the crew converse over Skype. :3

6/2/13 ZJ responds:

I'm game for anything.


RIVERIVE

5/29/13

Where did you get such pretty eyes?

6/2/13 ZJ responds:

Mama.


sweet21sweet21

5/27/13

You, me, Devils backbone, 7AM, you man enough to meet me there?

5/27/13 ZJ responds:

Sure! You talking about the one by Camp Friedlander?


KuneraKunera

5/27/13

If you had to pick your top 3 N64 games, what would they be?

5/27/13 ZJ responds:

1. Super Mario 64
2. Conker's Bad Fur Day
3. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time


WegraWegra

5/25/13

2 questions

1. Can I see you naked?

2. What do you hope to achieve on Newgrounds?

5/26/13 ZJ responds:

1. No.

2. I'd like to hit level 60. That'd be sweet.


What are your summer plans?

5/25/13 ZJ responds:

Work my butt off and get paid! I gotta gather funds badly...


How big is your wiener?

5/25/13 ZJ responds:

Bigger than six inches.


VicariousEVicariousE

5/25/13

Why are there 1980's song lyrics in your blurb? I was in grade school when that song was new....
Also, Colt 45's, you mean the discontinued beer or the once revolutionary firearm?

5/25/13 ZJ responds:

1. Love that song and its lyrics. Great stuff.

2. By Colt 45s, I mean the Houston MLB team from the 1960s. They were the Colt 45s before they were the Astros.


EJREJR

5/25/13

What's it like being the coolest guy on NG?

5/25/13 ZJ responds:

I dunno. You'll have to ask Zachary/Techno that.