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[Tankman Three!!!]

Parodying yourself?!?!

Only you would have the balls to parody your own work and make it so damn funny! You're a fuckin' genius, Mr. Utah. Even when you're trying to be silly and bad, your work still reeks of professionalism and class. Excellent visuals and audio. Had me laughing really hard.

penis penis penis. :3

[O&A Advertisement #1]

Random

Eh, this was alright. It certainly didn't blow me away, but I enjoyed the unique visual style and animation quality. Maybe I'm just not the right crowd for this type of humor, but I liked your other advertisement for O&A a lot more....

Oh well, certainly not the worst thing on NG!

[The Transformer]

Loving how its old and new at the same time.

I love how this has retained the unique JohnnyUtah animation and art style, while feeling like a somewhat realistic old timey cartoon. The juxtaposition of something modern like Transformers with a 1920s atmosphere made me laugh and was a fairly intelligent joke.

This was a fun one, Jeff. I love when you test out different things like this. I hope you don't stop doing it anytime soon.

JohnnyUtah responds:

don't worry buddy, ill keep REACHING FOR THE STARS!

[E! Bin Laden]

Holy Shit

Holy fucking shit, Stamper. You made fun of 9/11 11 days after it happened and still managed to be funny? That's shit is crazy, man. I don't know of many people who would try to pull that off. You're offense to the hilarious extremes. That's what I love about you.

I also love how good this looks compared to some of your earlier works. Was this really made in the same year as stuff like Down Town?

Also, the breasts and child molestation jokes were hilarious. Good to know you know how to fuck with evil people when you see them...

[Circle n' Square 2]

Minimalist Design and Humor at its Best.

This cartoon was so simple, but so memorable. I loved the audio and how shit got so real for this just being a cartoon about shapes. I can't tell you how much I loved this. I hope a third cartoon in this series comes out.

[Luis vs. ClockCrew]

LUIS & THE CLOCK CLEW

HILARIOUS SHIT. MMM. :D I LOVE IT. HOPE YOU MAKE A SEQUEL.

[Warriors of the Portal]

The only reson I'm giving this a 10...

..is beacuase the voices WERE pretty good. But that's it!

Just kidding, I loved the 3D look of this, too. I wish we could see more of this on the portal. It's always a lot of fun for me me to see CGI like animation on the portal.

Cool shit dudes.

[The Great Chimp Heist]

Another catchy song animation by Sexual-Lobster!!!

I loved this, it looked great and it sounded so good that I didn't mind listening to it loop for a few turns. I also loved how it involved a decent amount of dialogue in it. The humor was great as well. Nothing better than a man throwing snakes at a man with a chimp for a pet!

Bravo sir! I can see this being one of the most liked flash animations of December of 2011!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks!

[O&A Advertisement #2]

Alright

This wasn't anything too special. It pales in comparison to your other works and it really felt like nothing more than a simple advertisement. It looked pretty, but it really didn't make me laugh that much.

I guess you were looking for a quick and easy laugh, but I didn't really find it here. I wish you had possibly added some voice acting to it. Oh well, glad to see you don't have a whole lot of flashes like this.

[TANKMEN .5]

Iconic

There's a reason why these characters are plastered all over this website: THEY RULE.

GOOD JOB UTAH. THE ANIMATION AND VOICES WEREN'T COMPLETE SHIT IN THIS ONE. IN FACT, IT MADE ME LAUGH. :P

Also, I love how you made a decent prequel. You should seriously go give George Lucas a few pointers...

JohnnyUtah responds:

what a backhanded compliment. my favorite.