ZJ's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[My dog's great escape]

This is one slick cartoon.

Dogs, cars, and ghetto music. This flash has it all. I really don't know why you made cartoons after this one. You'll never do better than this classic tale of a doggy in the real world.

[Fulpitude]

Lmao

This was funny and creative for the time you had to work on it. I love the blending of styles between Zachary and Luis and how you guys used your time constraints for comedic purposes (The crack about frame by frame being too much had me chuckling pretty hard). The music and voice work was steller too.

All and all, a funny flash from the Movie Jam. This was really awesome considering how little time you had. Awesome shit dudes! I hope something like this happens again!

[Olympic Love]

Fuckin' hawt!

This is great. I really can't wait to see this logo plastered all over the Olympics next year and quote this flash. It was simple, but it knew what it was doing and it made me giggle. Pretty ideal.

NICE JERB HERE JOSH

[Triangle n' Octagon]

Whoa...

That is one evil triangle. He should have a whole series of cartoons dedicated to him. Great job Johnny!

[Triangle n' Octagon 2]

Wow....

Whoa, that is one bad Triangle. I'd love to see more of his adventures. Good job Utah!

[American Pokemon]

Most original and fucked up Pokemon parody ever

In what was a tried and boring genre of flash animations, you brought something new and exciting to the table. This was hilarious and memorable and it really reminded me of why you have so many fans. Your classic style really shone through here and your iconic voice fit the characters well.

This was way too damn funny and you deserved the award you got for this film. I don't even care that it was pretty offensive. This was gold. Good job, Utah.

[Important Announcement]

Shitty infomercial

Honestly, I hated this. All I can say is that it was indeed a waste of my time to hear about your birthday and I hated it that you used said time to advertiste your birthday. This didn't make me want to give you money. This made me want to TAKE money from you.

Regardless, this was really well animated and it showed how much you had progressed as an an artist and animator from your early days in 2000. Besides having no real content beyond asking for money, the animations were surprising fluid and nice. The music fit well, too, and was well integrated.

If I had to offer suggestions on this piece, I'd just say to make it longer and add more stuff to it. If you want me to give you money, work harder at it! :D

So, I guess what I'm saying is that this was a professionally done piece of fluff. It was nice looking, but there was nothing to it and the joke it presented wasn't that good. Sorry, Luis. :/

[Da Stick up]

This shit is nuts

This flash was funny, but it really opened my eyes to how much the world has changed since 9/11. Can you imagine if someone tried to do anything resembling this today? It wouldn't play out like it did here, I can tell you that.

Regardless, this was funny and well done for its time period. I really can't offer suggestions on how you would improve it, as you don't seem to do stuff like this anymore. Regardless, this was fun to watch and a nice historical piece. Bravo.

[Orgasmic Symphony]

COCK JOKE

You work so hard to make them for us and for that, I'm appreciative. Good job Luis.

[Exodus Tyson Punched Out]

Pretty terrible

This was bad, even for a Bastards flash. The sprite work looked awful and the visuals just weren't up to par. I understand this was supposed to be a quickie, but it looked like it was slapped together in one afternoon, just to piss people off.

I'm all for a good heartless parody, but this just felt rushed together and sloppy, which is disappointing as it was probably seen by many people like me who want to see what flash submissions the NG Staff has been working on. If I had to offer suggestions on the flash, I'd have added more backgrounds and possibly made it look a little smoother. Did the Mario sprite really need to be bigger than normal and just float out of the water? It looked silly and juvenile.

So, sorry, I can't suck up to this because it's a staff piece. This wasn't that good and I hope that if a "sequel" of this nature is done in the future, it has a little more effort put into it than this.