How big is your wiener?
Well it's been building up inside of me
For oh I don't know how long
I don't know why
But I keep thinking
Something's bound to go wrong
Zachary Jones
@ZJ
Age 32, Male
Radio Producer
University of Cincinnati
Washington, D.C.
Joined on 7/5/06
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Comments
Bigger than six inches.
What are your summer plans?
Work my butt off and get paid! I gotta gather funds badly...
2 questions
1. Can I see you naked?
2. What do you hope to achieve on Newgrounds?
1. No.
2. I'd like to hit level 60. That'd be sweet.
If you had to pick your top 3 N64 games, what would they be?
1. Super Mario 64
2. Conker's Bad Fur Day
3. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
You, me, Devils backbone, 7AM, you man enough to meet me there?
Sure! You talking about the one by Camp Friedlander?
Where did you get such pretty eyes?
Mama.
Can you voice act for an original novel animation? Me & the crew converse over Skype. :3
I'm game for anything.
Well... add me on Skype if you're interested.
It's very violent. :3
Skype:ConalFawcett
Vaginas.
How do Pop Tarts work?
I'm assuming that they take cherries, stomp the Hell out of them, and then stuff them into the tarts and then...um...put them in a machine that freezes them and puts wrappers on them.
SHOOT. I DUNNO. I'M JUST A KID.
When are we guunna play Battle Block theater togeather i think i might cry ;~;
We can play tomorrow if the Behemoth releases a new unlockable prisoner!
fag.
Jeopardy Response: What is Timmy?
Hohohohoho touche
Proposition 8
Do we need a dispenser here?
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 best albums
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Soundtrack, Donkey Kong Country soundtrack, and Devil's Crush Soundtrack.
TROLL'D
4 best albums
I guess you could add the Beatles 1 album to what I said before. I liked listening to that a lot when I was younger. I've never been much of a music man, though.
How can you put an elephant into a fridge in 3 steps?
1. Open the door
2. Put the elephant in the fridge
3. Close the door
How can you put a deer into a fridge in 4 steps?
1. Open the door
2. Take the elephant out of the fridge
3. Put the deer in the fridge
4. Close the door
It's the lion king's birthday and all the animals are there except for one, why is that?
The deer because he's still in the fridge.
There's 500 bricks on a plane, drop 1 outside. How many bricks are left?
499.
VicariousE
Why are there 1980's song lyrics in your blurb? I was in grade school when that song was new....
Also, Colt 45's, you mean the discontinued beer or the once revolutionary firearm?
ZJ
1. Love that song and its lyrics. Great stuff.
2. By Colt 45s, I mean the Houston MLB team from the 1960s. They were the Colt 45s before they were the Astros.