It was 18 years ago on this day that I stumbled home from a local 4th of July fireworks show and decided to actually sign up to be an actual presence on this funny website where Mario killed Koopas with a shotgun. Probably the only smart thing that 13-year-old me ever did.
Here's to my account now being old enough to buy lottery tickets and vote in the USA! 🎂
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