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Zachary Jones @ZJ

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University of Cincinnati

Washington, D.C.

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Ask Me Anything!

Posted by ZJ - May 25th, 2013


Go for it!!!!

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Why are there 1980's song lyrics in your blurb? I was in grade school when that song was new....
Also, Colt 45's, you mean the discontinued beer or the once revolutionary firearm?

1. Love that song and its lyrics. Great stuff.

2. By Colt 45s, I mean the Houston MLB team from the 1960s. They were the Colt 45s before they were the Astros.

How big is your wiener?

Bigger than six inches.

What are your summer plans?

Work my butt off and get paid! I gotta gather funds badly...

2 questions

1. Can I see you naked?

2. What do you hope to achieve on Newgrounds?

1. No.

2. I'd like to hit level 60. That'd be sweet.

If you had to pick your top 3 N64 games, what would they be?

1. Super Mario 64
2. Conker's Bad Fur Day
3. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

You, me, Devils backbone, 7AM, you man enough to meet me there?

Sure! You talking about the one by Camp Friedlander?

Where did you get such pretty eyes?

Mama.

Can you voice act for an original novel animation? Me & the crew converse over Skype. :3

I'm game for anything.

Well... add me on Skype if you're interested.

It's very violent. :3

Skype:ConalFawcett

Vaginas.

How do Pop Tarts work?

I'm assuming that they take cherries, stomp the Hell out of them, and then stuff them into the tarts and then...um...put them in a machine that freezes them and puts wrappers on them.

SHOOT. I DUNNO. I'M JUST A KID.

When are we guunna play Battle Block theater togeather i think i might cry ;~;

We can play tomorrow if the Behemoth releases a new unlockable prisoner!

fag.

Jeopardy Response: What is Timmy?

Hohohohoho touche

Proposition 8

Do we need a dispenser here?

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 best albums

Super Smash Bros. Brawl Soundtrack, Donkey Kong Country soundtrack, and Devil's Crush Soundtrack.

TROLL'D

4 best albums

I guess you could add the Beatles 1 album to what I said before. I liked listening to that a lot when I was younger. I've never been much of a music man, though.

do you believe in god or no?

I go back and forth. I don't think the Biblical interpretation of God is 100% correct, but I'd be lying if I said that I don't think there's something out there that's got a hand in creating and maintaining our universe.

We call him god.

How do we know it's a "him"?

Mind=blown

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How can you put an elephant into a fridge in 3 steps?

1. Open the door
2. Put the elephant in the fridge
3. Close the door

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