ZJ's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[WILD THING]

I saw this movie the other day and thought it was okay. I enjoyed the fact that Wesley Snipes and Charlie Sheen were in it and that it had a pretty good plot with some memorable scenes, but I hated the idea that a bunch of fuck ups could come together and start winning Major League Baseball games. That might fly with little kids or high school baseball, but there is no way that some asshole who just got out of jail is gonna pitch that good in less than a year.

Furthermore, what the fuck is up with the owner just being a bitch? I know that she didn't like the shitty Cleveland weather, but Christ, that doesn't mean you can't go to Miami on your own time.

So, yeah. Also, this piece is pretty good.

[Bolli]

Das ist Gut, Herr Otto! Uber mencsh de DeutschLand.

Otto responds:

Danke Herr, es wird sehr geschätzt!

[Malcolm X]

PHRESH

Good job on this, nig. You're doing our Muslim brother proud.

[ALL THOSE GOYLES]

I work with all of these women. Good variety.

Sabtastic responds:

Thanks! I could doodle these all day. haha

[April 2012]

Rad as fuck. This gets my dick hard every time I see it.

[Newtie Patootie]

Better than the fucking garbage political cartoons they print in Newsweek or Time Magazine. Seriously, who fucking laughs at those things?

[Jade]

She's got a fat ass and nice boobies, but she looks like she belongs with Beavis and Butthead. Was that the objective?

DarkMatter responds:

lol come to butthead

[Next Big Thing]

Better than Garfield!

[Chairing]

Had this happen to me like five times at school. It's heartbreaking. This really did speak to me.

[Saminat Space Marine]

Only you could make a pony look cool, DI. NIce job.

deathink responds:

Thanks ZJ