Total Medals Earned: 2,971 (From 497 different games.) Total Medal Score: 42,835 Points
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/220 points)
Made your first Turn
Stay for 10 seconds
Play for 60 seconds
Play for 10 minutes.
Play for a whopping half hour
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)
Save the princess!
Kill over 100 enemies.
Reach the princess without losing any health.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Medals Earned: 6/18 (40/500 points)
Build Frankenstein's Monster
Don't skip instructions
Listen to all songs
Build The Wolfman
Make 1 enemy fall with a monster piece
Squish an enemy with a monster piece
Build The Creature from the Black Lagoon
Build The Mole Man
Build The Invisible Man
Build The Phantom of the Opera
Build Bride of Frankenstein
Make 3 enemies fall with a monster piece
Build The Mummy
Build American Werewolf in London
Collect 9 electro-tasers
Kill all enemies on screen at once with 1 acid
Build Count Dracula
Score at least 200,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/100 points)
So much for that appetitive for destruction...
<3
They were meant to be.
Here my heart can rest.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (60/60 points)
Do you always go into things head first?
I think you missed a step in there.
Scorpion would be proud.
Watch where you point that thing.
Watch out for PoolSharks.
What were you doing?
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
I need another quarter!
I wish every lifeguard was as good as you!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/95 points)
Medals Earned: 2/21 (10/455 points)
Submit a Score the highscore table
25 faic combo
Unlock speed power-up
Unlock health power-down
Unlock speed power-down
Unlock health power-up
Unlock size power-up
50 faic combo
Unlock size power-down
100 faic combo
Unlock vulnerable power-down
Unlock invicibility power-up
150 faic combo
Unlock combo 0.5x power-down
200 faic combo
Unlock combo 2x power-up
500 faic combo
Medals Earned: 4/4 (125/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship