ZJ's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Africa Dudes]

Newgrounds Legends and Racist Jokes

This is one of the wildest flash collars that I've ever seen. It was so freaking long and most of it was hilarious shit. I'm surprised that this didn't win a tank award to be honest with you.

Great shit guys!

[Ctrl + S]

A nifty piece of propaganda

This was a nice short that acted as a short service announcement for the animation community. I enjoyed it, but it doesn't hold much practical value to me.

So, yeah, this was alright, but I wish you had added more jokes to it. Maybe you could've shown a tablet user ragequitting after forgetting to save? I dunno.

[Epic Beard Man]

I love this take on this silly news story

This was one of the dumbest things to come out of 2010 and I love the way you lampooned it. I wish we could see your animated take on all of these dumb fads and stories that pop up on the internet or the media. They usually turn out awesome like this.

Great job Utah. :D

[Wesley Snipes Goes 2 Jail]

So powerful and funny

This is so damn funny. I know that most of the humor for this was provided by the show, but was still so much fun to watch and I'd have to accredit it to your awesome animation and art skills. Loves this shit way too much.

It's a shame that we won't see anything like this again with the way things turned out. RIP Patrice Oneal. You will be missed.

Is there any possibility that you'd animate some of his other bits as a tribute to the man?

[Eddie]

This shit looks like it could be on TV.

This shit is so damn well done that I'm surprised I'm not seeing it on BET or some other ghetto channel on TV. I love watching all of your shit, Stamper. I'm your biggest fan. Don't ever change.

Also, will we ever see more adventures with Eddie in them? He seems like such a complex character.

[Cotton Roots]

Racist as fuck.

Racist and horrifying to politically correct people, but this made me laugh pretty hard. I hope you never stop being controversial, Stamper. Love you.

Also, this looked and sounded great, but does that even really need to be said? This is a Stamper cartoon...

[MvC3: Captain America]

Super Duper Sweet!

Sickass visuals by Mindchamber and hilarious voicework by Stamper? This could be my vote for top flash movie of 2011! Great work dudes!

[MvC3: Hulk]

Solid, but not the best

Tom, it's clear that you're a much better programmer than a voice actor or animator. Still, this flash was pretty solid. The art, like mentioned before, isn't too great (Let's be fair, you're not Stamper or Mindchamber), but it's a lot better than most shit that hits the Flash Portal. The jokes in here were kind of hit or miss, with the Hulk dick joke getting a few chuckles, but not much else.

All and all, this flash got a solid "eh" from me. It was far from terrible, but when I compare it to the MvC3 flashes by Luis and JohnnyUtah, it pales in comparison. Maybe focusing in on more of the art and making it longer would have helped with this? I'm not entirely sure.

Regardless, this wasn't awful, but not great. Just sorta bland, ya know?

[buckshot episode 1]

Wicked!

I loved being able to kill the shit out of an annoying celebrity like Christina. I'm saddened that this didn't turn into a full blown series, but maybe it can make a comeback in 2012? That'd be sweet.

For it's time, this had great visuals and sound effects. it's no wonder why your works got so badass when you got better tools. This was sweet dude! Let's see that fullblown game!