ZJ's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[TANKMEN .5]

Iconic

There's a reason why these characters are plastered all over this website: THEY RULE.

GOOD JOB UTAH. THE ANIMATION AND VOICES WEREN'T COMPLETE SHIT IN THIS ONE. IN FACT, IT MADE ME LAUGH. :P

Also, I love how you made a decent prequel. You should seriously go give George Lucas a few pointers...

JohnnyUtah responds:

what a backhanded compliment. my favorite.

[MvC3: Wolverine]

LUIS Y STAMPER!!!

EXCELENTE!

But in all seriousness, I really liked this. Luis's unique art style blended well with Stamper's iconic voice. This is was an awesome entry in the staff MvC flash cartoon series.

[Hobo Washes Balls]

Lol.

I wish we would see more classic collab efforts from Mr. Jewell and you on this website. :P

[Ng Voicemail #973]

Damn...

This was funny as shit man, but it makes it so that I don't ever want to call you guys. You'd probably make fun of me like you did to this poor bastard.

Love the syncing of animation and voices, though. That was pretty well done. And I never get tired of your stickman style, Stamper.

[Koke Inferno]

Wacky Early Shit!

This animation was funny and shows how you experimented with the flash tools during their early days. You're right about this being bad with the syncing, but it's not that bad. I enjoyed watching it as a historical piece.

So, it could be worse Stamp. I'm glad you got eight million times better than this stuff. :D

[Circle n' Square]

FUN FUN FUN

Classic comedy with shapes and shit! :D Great job man! I love it!

[Ryu: Then and Now]

Short toon, big laughs.

I loved how this flash had a simple joke and delivered on it with expert timing. The classic Egoraptor look was present here and the audio was perfect. I also loved how you utilized Stamper for one dumb line that wasn't even that funny. Good shit.

My only complaint is that it was a little too short, but maybe that's how it was supposed to be if it was made for the collab.

Good job man!

[Down Town]

This was cool then...

...and it's cool now as a piece of portal history. I love how this is so ghetto and funky. This is a great piece for showing how far you've come as an animator.

SO yeah, this isn't as bad as you make it out to be. It's quite charming!

[Myce]

Quick Laugh

This flash made me chuckle at how dumb it was. It obviously didn't have that much animation in it, but it was great in the same way that Strawberryclock's B was great. I love how one can still see the classic Stamper sense of humor in this piece and how the audio was quite catchy.

Regardless, as one of your oldest flashes, this wasn't too bad, Stamper. I certainly didn't "waste my time" watching it...

[Comme un Poisson]

Stamper n' Mike: Fucking shit up

This was a hilariously fucked up toon that came out of nowhere. I love how it featured both the technical mastery of Mike and the inimitable comedic style of Stamper. That was an awesome combo that we don't get to see much of in the portal.

All and all, this was a pretty baller flash and I'm not quite sure why this didn't get the weekly first prize for when it came out. That seems fucked up to me.

GOOD JOB NG STAFF. NO WONDER YOU GUYS GET PAID FOR THIS SHIT.